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intergalactic-intellectual:

perkypetals:

.:+:. UGH  Conner that “meat”  last night was TERRIBLE. I’ve TOTES been SICK ALL DAY! But because I”m the AMAZING person I am, I’ll forgive you for trying to poison me..:+:.

I warned you, but you said “meat is meat” However, I suppose I could bring you something to settle your stomach if you like.

.:+:.DO IT.:+:.

I suppose I could ask Father to take me to the shops…anything that you require to aid in your recovery?

perkypetals:

.:+:. UGH  Conner that “meat”  last night was TERRIBLE. I’ve TOTES been SICK ALL DAY! But because I”m the AMAZING person I am, I’ll forgive you for trying to poison me..:+:.

I warned you, but you said “meat is meat” However, I suppose I could bring you something to settle your stomach if you like.

perkypetals:

.:+:. Wow sounds WAY gross man, but hey, free meat! I’ve probably eaten worse anyways, haha!.:+:.

Your honestly is why I appreciate your company….and if I can get accurate results it helps both of us.

I would not give you anything not fit for consumption!….but from what I have read the initial taste testers said the flavor was….underwhelming.

perkypetals:

intergalactic-intellectual:

I guess you’d be interested in this synthetic meat project I got called to assist with.

.:+:. WOAH DID YOU SAY MEAT? WALKING FASTER NOW! I’m STARVING!.:+:.

I had a feeling your interest would be piqued. The original creators sent me a sample to improve upon. They are attempting to genetically engineer meat in a lab to be “cruelty free” However, it did not go over well in the initial taste test, it had all the nutrition but lacked the actual flavor of real meat. I’m working on fixing that, replicating the recipe was easy but tasting it is hard. all earthly meat tastes the same to me, so perhaps you are the best one to assist me!

perkypetals:

intergalactic-intellectual:

perkypetals:

.:+:. IT’S THREE AM AND I’M BORED! Maybe I’ll go to Conners. He probably has some stupid nerd thing he’s been working on that he can show me!.:+:.

I don’t deal in stupid nerd things, I deal in deadly viruses and neuroscience.

.:+:. HAHA whatever you call it, Conz! I’m heading over now :)) .:+:.

I guess you’d be interested in this synthetic meat project I got called to assist with.

perkypetals:

.:+:. IT’S THREE AM AND I’M BORED! Maybe I’ll go to Conners. He probably has some stupid nerd thing he’s been working on that he can show me!.:+:.

I don’t deal in stupid nerd things, I deal in deadly viruses and neuroscience.

Anonymous said: how long have u needed glassses

This horrid human body I assumed control of has an astigmatism so when I took it over the glasses were needed.

nymphmold:

reblog if u a alien but u wanna go home bc humans are kinda lame

laboratoryequipment:

Caffeine Enhances MemoryFor some, it’s the tradition of steeping tealeaves to brew the perfect cup of tea. For others, it’s the morning shuffle to a coffee maker for a hot jolt of java. Then there are those who like their wake up with the kind of snap and a fizz usually found in a carbonated beverage.Regardless of the routine, the consumption of caffeine is the energy boost of choice for millions to wake up or stay up. Now, however, researchers at the Johns Hopkins Univ. have found another use for the stimulant: memory enhancer.Read more: http://www.laboratoryequipment.com/news/2014/01/caffeine-enhances-memory

laboratoryequipment:

Caffeine Enhances Memory

For some, it’s the tradition of steeping tealeaves to brew the perfect cup of tea. For others, it’s the morning shuffle to a coffee maker for a hot jolt of java. Then there are those who like their wake up with the kind of snap and a fizz usually found in a carbonated beverage.

Regardless of the routine, the consumption of caffeine is the energy boost of choice for millions to wake up or stay up. Now, however, researchers at the Johns Hopkins Univ. have found another use for the stimulant: memory enhancer.

Read more: http://www.laboratoryequipment.com/news/2014/01/caffeine-enhances-memory